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Buffoon of the Week: Vice President Joe Biden

With gaffes like these, who needs comedians?

Our friends, the liberals, may be rejoicing over presumptive Republican vice presidential nominee Paul Ryan, but so are conservatives: after all, is there a funnier man in Washington than current VP Joe Biden?

Once known simply as the as the sometimes-off-color politician who takes the Amtrak home to Delaware from the District every weekend, Biden’s record of remarks has cemented his status as perhaps the most unintentionally hilarious man in vice presidential history.

The subtext – can you imagine if a Republican said this? – is ridiculous, but conservative outlets such as Fox News and The Wall Street Journal have made enough noise so that I have to believe most informed readers are aware of media bias. 

Last week – when I wrote a on issues that should matter to every American – some insisted that I demonstrated a conservative-slant bias anyway – I make him “sound like a Boy Scout,” one regular reader wrote.

Nevertheless, consider last week’s “possibly” politically-motivated shooting at the controversial Family Research Center. According to the affidavit filed last Thursday: an LGBT volunteer entered the FRC headquarters in downtown DC, shouted about his dislike of the organization’s politics, and shot a security officer in the arm. The officer prevented the defendant from further entering the building – a real accomplishment, considering the defendant was armed to the teeth.

The defendant also carried 15 sandwiches from Chick-fil-A.

Nevertheless, most mainstream media didn’t pick up the story until this past weekend. Even then, the New York Times headline questioned whether or not the shooting was politically motivated. Imagine if a right-wing nut job shot a guard at a Planned Parenthood? That would be front page news – and rightfully so.

But I digress…sort of.

Joe Biden’s thoughtless gaffes inspired recent speculation that President Obama might replace him on the ticket with none other than current Secretary of State Hillary Clinton – in fact, even Biden considers Clinton a worthier candidate, once stating at a rally in New Hampshire:

“Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be vice president of the United States of America. Let’s get that straight…Quite frankly, it might have been a better pick than me.”

His lack of candor continued during the stimulus uproar when he spoke of the odds of its success to the House Democratic caucus:

“If we do everything right, if we do it with absolute certainty, there’s still a 30 percent chance we’re going to get it wrong.”

Why let the reassurances stop there? When speaking to the “Today Show” about the swine flu epidemic:

“I wouldn’t go anywhere in confined places now…When one person sneezes it goes all the way through the aircraft…I would not be, at this point, if they had another way of transportation, suggesting they ride the subway.”

And on the just-plain-dumb side, when introducing a disabled state senator who is confined to a wheelchair:

“I’m told Chuck Graham, state senator, is here. Stand up, Chuck, let ‘em see you. Oh, God love you. What am I talking about? I’ll tell you what, you’re making everybody else stand up though, pal.”

Of course, every politician gets it wrong sometimes – even those who are great on the stump. By now, we’ve all heard Obama’s uninformed, inexperienced and thoughtless remark that if you’re a small business owner, you “didn’t build that.”

Taken at face value, these comments reflect the effects of the 24-hour news cycle and the instantaneousness at which an off-the-cuff remark can explode via Twitter, Facebook and other Internet sensations. But Biden’s unfortunate comments reveal a darker side of media bias when you consider what would happen to a Republican candidate following these remarks:

I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that’s a storybook, man.” – Biden, describing then-candidate Barack Obama.

“In Delaware, the largest growth of population is Indian Americans moving from India. You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I’m not joking.”Biden, speaking to an Indian-American supporter.

And just within the past few days:

“Look at what they [Republicans] value, and look at their budget. And look what they’re proposing. He [Romney] said in the first 100 days, he’s going to let the big banks write their own rules -- unchain Wall Street! They’re going to put y’all back in chains.” Biden, to a diverse audience comprised mainly of African-Americans in Virginia.

But my all-time personal favorite:

“I promise you, the President has a big stick.” – Biden, referring to Obama using an illuminating hand gesture and, apparently, Teddy Roosevelt’s famous quote: “Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far.” 

I never thought I would write this, but I think I’m longing for the days of the vast right-wing conspiracy

yinyang August 23, 2012 at 10:55 AM
Yes, Biden needs to learn to think before speaking, and Hilary probably would have been a better VP. However, none of Biden's comments can be compared with the comments made recently by Akin. Looks like the author is seriously hoping to pull attention away from the mess made by Akin, and that's not happening. His comments reflect the actual Republican platform- no abortion, even in cases of rape or incest- rather than just thoughtless and embarassing comments like those made by Biden. That's why Akin continues to be a focus for both the media and Republican leadership.
KTC62 August 23, 2012 at 12:13 PM
yinyang...Maybe it is YOU whose bias is showing? Intelligent people understand that one buffoons comments don't indicate an entire belief system. If you would like to have a discussion about that, I can certainly post many on the Left's misogynist comments. Are all Libs misogynists? Perhaps, the Dems would prefer not to discuss unemployment, the debt and deficit? How about the Fast and Furious scandals? Solyndra and Lightsquared? Scandals at the GSA and Homeland security? Your claims are typical of the Left...Why take any responsibility for what you cause when you can point the finger at others. BRILLIANT strategy. But as my Grandmother used to say " Fooled me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me" If GWB did the exact same things as BHO, you would be whining and screaming from the rooftops....Remember Halliburton? Code Pink protesting the wars ( only when a Republican is in office obviously) How about Gitmo, the Patriot act??? Why whine then and not now? You sir, would prefer that this stays in the media. Unfortunately, this will come and go and our economy will only get worse with the policies of this scandalous administration.
KTC62 August 23, 2012 at 12:14 PM
yinyang...perhaps, the Dems would prefer not to discuss unemployment, the debt and deficit? How about the Fast and Furious scandals? Solyndra and Lightsquared? Scandals at the GSA and Homeland security? Your claims are typical of the Left...Why take any responsibility for what you cause when you can point the finger at others. BRILLIANT strategy. But as my Grandmother used to say " Fooled me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me" If GWB did the exact same things as BHO, you would be whining and screaming from the rooftops....Remember Halliburton? Code Pink protesting the wars ( only when a Republican is in office obviously) How about Gitmo, the Patriot act??? Why whine then and not now? Perhaps it is YOU whose bias is showing?
yinyang August 23, 2012 at 02:43 PM
"Republican drafters of their party’s 2012 platform reaffirmed support for a constitutional amendment banning abortion that would allow no exception for terminating pregnancies caused by rape." This is a fact ...you can find this anywhere. It means that Akin was simply reflecting Republican policy, though his explanation for it was an embarrassment to the party. So....yea. He represents party platform, while Biden usually just reflects his own need to think before he speaks.
--- August 23, 2012 at 03:07 PM
@yinyang, Of VP Biden you say: "He (Akin) represents party platform, while Biden usually just reflects his own need to think before he speaks." Oh. Hmm. And to think that Biden is one heart attack away from being The President. "...his own need to think before he speaks..." Yikes. Some leader. Scary, that.
Jimmy Pursey August 23, 2012 at 05:20 PM
Romney is far funnier than Biden. Check out these knee-slappers... "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." --(on strapping his dog to the top of the car) "I purchased a gun when I was a young man. I've been a hunter pretty much all my life." (Romney's campaign later said he'd been hunting twice, once when he was 15, and once in 2006 at a Republican fundraiser) "I'm not a big-game hunter. I've made that very clear. I've always been a rodent and rabbit hunter. Small varmints, if you will." "Hugo Chavez has tried to steal an inspiring phrase 'Patria o muerte, venceremos.' It does not belong to him. It belongs to a free Cuba." --invoking a phrase that translates to "Fatherland or death, we shall overcome," which Fidel Castro has used to close his speeches for years, and which is associated with Cuban oppression "I'm happy to learn that after I speak you're going to hear from Ann Coulter. That's a good thing. I think it's important to get the views of moderates." --right before Coulter called John Edwards a "f*gg*t)
--- August 23, 2012 at 05:57 PM
Indeed, indeed. And I can see VP Biden now, upon meeting Manmoham Singh, the current PM of India: "Damn glad to meet ya, damn glad! Hey, doesn't your cousin work at 7-11?" If you honestly believe that the quotes from Romney come close to the stupidity of Biden's gaffes, you are severely drunk on kool-aid. Romney is basically a nobody right now, but Loe Biden is our VP. No worries, though. President Obama has grounded Biden from going to the swing states and making an arse of himself. Gotta keep the Obama Campaign pure, don't we? Oooh, better yet, how's about when President Obama said, in the WH press room, that no one called Romney a felon?! That was classic! Or when Debbie Schultz said she had no idea what political party the super-pac for Obama was affiliated with?! Or when Nancy Pelosi said that we would have to sign it to find out what was in it?! Laughs all around.
Jimmy Pursey August 23, 2012 at 06:17 PM
"I can see VP Biden now, upon meeting Manmoham Singh, the current PM of India..." That sounds like a neurological problem, NotDon. You should get that checked out.

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