I present to you the Unarmed American List 2012 for your participation and perusal.
It’s quite simple, really. Just please put your name and address in the comments section of this posting, and let us all know that you do not have anyone living at your home who has a legal gun permit. Go ahead. It’s completely harmless and in the spirit of public interest, I assure you. No criminals will be reading this, and your privacy is guaranteed. There is no danger inherent with knowing who is an unarmed American and who is not, after all.
NOTE: People living in Rockland, Westchester, and Putnam Counties of New York State need not respond, since this research has already been done for you. We all know the unarmed American homes you have.
The list is open to all, and thank you for your cooperation and time in this matter. I am looking forward to your information, since, like I said, it is in the public interest to know these things.